Spenny Probes

Hello and welcome to the 2nd fantastic edition of "spenny probes", today my guest is colne -loyal founder Andrew Scott Nixon. How are you Andrew?

Not too bad just getting prepared for a long night shift

You always seem to be working nights, sucks to be you I guess. So as founder of Colne-loyal, how did it all come along?

I’m not sure how it all started think it were you with one of your jokes that just went too far again

Well you'll be glad to know that I’m planning of doing some growing up over the next few months, life’s become a little stale at the moment. But Colne-loyal has got off to a bright start and has already got contact in Northern Ireland, what plans do you have for the near future?

We have just placed our first order of wrist-bands with an American company and looking to get some hats, caps, cups and t-shirts made, which is the Northern Ireland contact

That guy we met in Valencia,

Ok, the guy who e-mailed us

Yes him, you say wrist bands, how much profit are you hoping to make with those?

None

That’s shows that you are very much dedicated as you are willing to dip into your own pocket.

The wrist bands are for sale at £2 which means I don’t make any profit, if they all sell I will place another larger order

Unlike some so-called rangers fans I will not make any money from other ranger’s fans

Yes puffs is what I call them

B%@*!"&s is what id call them

So Andrew some of the readers will probably not know that you are actually engaged, has the lovely fiancée given full backing to the site?

She didn’t have much option, she knows my love for the rangers and she is also being converted, we have been trying to get to a game since the New Year, and she would have loved to go to one of the European games

Well her family are all "dirty Leeds" fans so that probably for the best. But it's good to hear you've got her on the straight and narrow.

The only problem is she follows the blue guide and expects me to

May I take this time to remind all our readers that Spenny Probes does not condone any type of sectariasm, Follow the Blue Guide?

So Andrew this season has been one of European bliss and domestic pain, what the hells been going on?

I don’t quiet know, every body has slagged McLeish for being tactically naive but everybody has to remember that he had done something that no other Scottish club has done, and I cant remember anybody slaging McLeish when we were 1-0 up in Villarreal

No everybody was asking where the heck you and Elizabeth had got too.

Ye ye

Are you excited about the upcoming Paul la Guen era?

I don’t wona go shooting my self in the foot but he’s done good things in the past

Do you think he will bring in too many French players?

I think it could be a possibility

I hope he doesn’t do too much

Well it would be ok if they were more Henry and Zidane as appose to Cheroyo and Boumsong.

I cant argue with that but it all depends on weather Murray is going to give him the money like he promised Eck could have when we got to the last 16

Don't forget that Eck then decided to go, wouldn’t that be a bit like giving your wife £5000 when you had just decided you were going to be getting divorced

Ye but he said Eck was getting money to buy players for Europe, wasn’t that before he decided to go

Eck told Murray he wanted to go at the beginning of January, but it was not confirmed until later. You were only able to register one more player for Europe and Boyd was brought in

Ok, I guess you have a point

Ok I’m going to put you on the spot now, in just over a weeks time Celtic play Hearts at Park head, a win for Celtic will enable them to clinch the SPL title but it would also increase rangers chances of Champions League football next season, what’s your prediction?

All though I hate to say it 3-1

Football can be cruel like that sometimes

That’s only because of how much we have enjoyed the European football this season

But domestic success is more important in the long run

Ye I agree but there is not a chance of us winning the league because they only need one more win

Yes that’s a given

So the only hope we have is for the second place, so we really need them to win

Are you looking forwards to this Summers FIFA World Cup in Germany?

Ye I think that those miserable germans should let the bands go and we'll just have to arrange a colne-loyal day out at a pub to watch a game

Sounds like a plan.

Will your editor be correcting all your terrible spelling mistakes?

No Microsoft word will

Do you know Mr Microsoft?

No, and I can honestly say I don’t want to meet him

Whose been you favourite player in a Rangers shirt this season?

That’s a hard one but I think it would have to be Buffel

Yes his creativity has been something we've missed whilst he's been out injured

Inter Milan play Villarreal this week in the Champions League quarter finals, after seeing both sides this season who will progress to the last 4?

Inter, I think that they were the best team we have seen at Ibrox this season

Well there you go everyone quickly get to the bookies.

Thanks for your time Andrew good luck with the site and everything I really hope it can go on to be successful, do you have any final words?

Can I just say thank you to every one who has helped with the site and every body who has visited the site

Ok thanks we'll do it again soon.

Sorted?

Yes thanks

No problemo